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Roseanna Tyksinski's avatar

I’m guessing the real reason we need more nukes is because the current ones aren’t good looking. Maybe a touch of gold?

Stephen Schiff's avatar

Indeed, and we can deploy them aboard the new, golden Trump class battleships, where manly men will stoke the fires in the boiler room with coal mined by manly men, etc. /s